Saturday 16 December 2006

Will us be judged after death?

Someone asked this on one forum or another. The question was really about existence of God, but the question-asker didn't specify what he meant. There was some arguing about making definite questions with only one meaning. Then someone pointed out that judgement is made by living people for living people. This sounded interesting and so I wrote;


I disagree with the person who claimed that we are judged while we are alive. Many of our accomplishments can only be seen in the right light years after we died.

I mean, there are lots of inventors - and even more artists and authors - who were disregarded as good-for-nothings, but are today worshipped in certain circles like gods.

Even Jesus, as historical figure, died with few friends and followers. Few of those who lived lived on decades directly after his death thought of him more than as some nutso who got few followers.

Only after we have been long dead, can our accomplishments and deeds be judged objectively. In few hundred years Hitler might be remembered as the guy who prompted Europe to finally get it's stich together after 1500 years of internal feuding. Today we are still too close to ground zero to see these things objectively. What will last and what will not. EU might still break, and new war torch Europe. It is too soon to say.

Napoleon was undoubtedly the Hitler of his time. He conquered most of Europe and the rest of the Europe feared him. The Beast, was he called. In the following decades he didn't get much of good PR. But what he did then is one of the main reasons why democracy spread at Europe.

I'm not saying Hitler was a great man, I'm just pointing that it's too early to say so. We area still writing the history of early 20th century. . .in the end, it is the historians who will judge us and decide who are the good guys and who the bad.

And, if there was God, so would do he. Free will means nearly infinite amount of chances and ways things will turn out. And that's why there are limbo, for people to be somewhere till the cards they threw into the air when they were alive to settle where they would.

The answer to the question is 'yes'. There is judgement, and it's called history.

"Sometimes I feel that humanity doesn't have history but crime register.." - Kari Suomalainen

Saturday 28 October 2006

World keeps surprising me.

I now and then hear jokes about idiotic and stupid nerds. I thought they were just fairy tales, stories made up by the media and jocks. When I think of nerds and geeks, I think they are people that are unhealthily obsessed about one thing or another, and probaply know about them more than needed. But I apparently make the mistake that just because these people are often ridiculed, that would make them more emphatic and give them the ability to think things thru. But I'll return to this later.

I find myself thinking of people too positively all the time, as much as I admid in hating humankind (waiting for the atom bombs!), they still manage to surprise me negatively every now and then.

I dislike when I notice how people don't know something that should be common knowledge. I understand that not everyone is a computer geek, but if you aren't retired you should be able to know the distinction between monitor and PC. Link.

Even if you aren't mathematics major, you should be able to understand that the thing about probapility is that it can't be tweaked. If there is a change of something happening every 1 day time out of 1000, and it happening twice one day is 1/1 000 000 (because 1k*1k=1m).. you can't manually introduce one more Thing and say that the propability of second happening is one millionth... because the one you introduce has a value of one, not 0,001. If you know enough about maths to know this, you shouldn't be able to do this sort of mistake. Link.

OK, let's get back to the beginning. People don't seem to understand what screenwriters do. First I introduce a quote from a person who should know;


I am absolutely NOT exaggerating.[...] I understand, from many conversations with folks who have been in that end of the business [...]that in Hollywood, as the common perception -- not even an occasional perception, but a common perception -- among a lot of people is that the actors in tv and movies are indeed making up crap as they go along.

--Adam-Troy Castro, SF-Writer, on his post at PeterDavid.net 25.10.2006

And if you aren't convinced he knows what he talks about, here's a blogpost from Wil Wheaton, that talks about the same thing. Namely, that people can't understand that actors don't decide - particulary in large cast TV-series - what the plot is. Read the post. Would think that nerds - who aren't the peak of social ladder - would be more understanding, even if they don't get such a basic thing. Particulary if they are fans of TV-shows and practically worship Roddenberry on altar (if actors decide, what is Roddenberry for?).

And now to the thing that inspired me to write this. Basic economics. I saw this post on Newsarama, a comic book news site. Essentially he says that the coverprice of any given comicsbook goes as-it-is to the chests of the publicing company, even as his profile says he has written 110 posts at Newsarama (eg. he reads it regulary) and confesses in getting almost everything published by DC Comics. Even as retailers post on the forums, and are often part of the news items, he dosen't seem to understand they get part of the price of the book. He also dosen't seem to understand that printers, artists, writers, editors and distribution (as well as few other items) take their share of the cover price.

And these were just a few exambles. Though geeky, the knowledge behind them (mathematics, everyday object-naming, basic economics) are anything but.

Other exambles can easily be provided, but I have already used hour writing this message, and I think my point already came across well enough.

To summary it all up; these are things we all live with. And I understand that not everyone knows all the stuff in the world, but for Trekker not knowing who Roddenberry is and what he does, or comics "expert" not knowing how the industry works (even as he gives advice) is very strange indeed. I have few times in classroom given answers to questions (that, on hindsight might have been rhetorical, but at that point seemed practical and aimed to get the presentation go forward) and teacher has asked me how do I know this stuff. Examples include; how long does man do without drinking water (two weeks or so), how many people are there at India (over one billion) and in the world (six and half billion).
Also two weeks ago I made a question to a student group that had studied Nordic electricity market on how did the grid transfer power. as known, such long distances, cause high power loss. Not only could they not answer, they claimed I had made the whole thing up to make them fail. Which seems very unsporting. But thats just me.

Tuesday 10 October 2006

What I watch currently



I found this great webpage, Next Episode which lets you mark up the shows you watch that come out of American television. American shows have week-to-month long breaks in the middle for no apparent reason. Some show might have only 13 episodes per season, but there might be two seasons in a year... or show might have 26 episodes, and then come out two episodes at a time, every two weeks (save when its on vacation etc). All in all, a great service.

Stuff I watch (includes wikilinks);
Avatar: The Last Airbender. This is action cartoon. It has the best qualities of eastern action (fastly moving cameras, cool character moves), good acting, big budget, magic, changed world, hint of romance, bad guys that have good qualities, good guys that have bad qualities etc. It has a definite storyline that has been written in stone. The plot moves forward, and the characters have objectives they might reach only after few episodes from setting them.
Its about a world where Tribe-Nations - each master of one of the elements - fight against each other (actually, Fire fights with Earth and Water). The person who was supposed to stop the fighting got stuck in the ice for 100 years, and now has to master all the four elements, while Fire Nation tries to stop him. The person in question is 12 years old and has a very bad attention span and no idea how the world has changed during his chilling time.

Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law is intentionally made to look like 60s Hanna Barbera-shows (you know, like Flinstones). Harvey Birdman, who used to be D-list superhero, has turned his life around and now works as a lawyer at Sebben & Sebben, taking cases of other animation characters, such as defending Fred Flinstone (accused of being a Mob Boss) or pushing the case of Apache Chef, who has spilled coffee on his lap and cant.. krhm.. grow big no more. Very crazy, very enjoyable.

House is a hospital series centered around Doctor House, who has high moral values and no ethical ones. In one episode he drugged the patient to make sure he wouldnt object to the tests he ran. He also regulary has people break (illegally) into patients houses to find out what they are hiding. Hugh Laurie (of Jeeves & Wooster and Black Adder fame) is House. Again, highly enjoyable but with lots of disgusting graphics.

Jericho is only few episodes out yet but looks very awesome indeed. After atom bombs start dropping, little Jericho in the middle of nowhere gets off without any hits nearby. The series follows the town as it tries to face the new reality. Kinda Falloutish.

Heroes. Another new series. Around the world, few people slowly find themselves having superpowers. Even though they dont know of each other - indeed, dont know the others even exist - they start to find their way to New York. And while they don't know of each other, they walk the same streets and talk to the same people. It's only matter of time before they meet.. and thats good, because in six weeks New York will be in ruins if nobody does nothing.

Thursday 7 September 2006

Awaypost!

Yeah, been away. My summerjob was quite hectic, and I didnt find any motivation to do anything while I was at it. It did a world of good, though. I got lots of money (mostly gone) and I dropped ten kilos and I actually have some muscles now...

Anyway. Lately I have been writing reviews. Its quite hard, as I try to make them as professional looking as possible. They seem to get readers between 200-900, depending on what Im reviewing off. Also, I get the review-copies mostly for free, so I feel like I should try to do proper work. Its timeconsuming..

If you read finnish, here's my review on Asterix and the Vikings movie-album. I also did review on Finnmanga 2 . I also have two more review-copies I should get paper written out inside a week or so.. and apparently Im getting even more in the near future.

School also started. Alas, not that many courses. I feel lazy and stupid.

Anyway, thats my life at the moment. Cheers!

Wednesday 12 July 2006

Ordering iPod

They told me at school that you tell of positive service to up to eight people, but of bad service to up to twenty people. This tops it, so Im going to write it here, and in my other blog, hoping that google hits will give it some readership.

I decided to buy the iPod from Apple's netstore, as it was about ten euros cheaper there than in the finnish third-party netstore.
So, after wondering a while what sort of iPod I would like, and what I would like to engrave to it (as it was free), I finally decided on the 30 gig iPod Black.
The iPod "Buy me" page was finnish, but after clicking the link, it changed into english, and it was quite clear that it had not been customized for Finland; there were fields not in use in Finland, and the english used wasnt exactly "first grade". Some of the words werent familiar to me either, and I have to study business english (and I have ten years of english studies behind me).

Finally I succeed in placing my order. I get an email how to send the money (wire/bank transfer, as I dont own a credit card). half of the graphics in the email are broken, but I didn't think much of it. I went to my netbank and inserted the given information. But whats this? The reference number wasnt valid. I copypasted it. I typed it. I checked. I rechecked. Didnt work.
Maybe this is a common problem, I think, and check the email given to me again. There is link marked as "OUR HELP MENU". As you can see, the picture is broken and the "Frequently asked questions" link brings up an error.

I sleep over the night and try to call them the next day (today). The number in the email isint valid either. Woman on the other side of the line, probaply a recording, tells that the number is not in use.
I try to send email. Few minutes later I get an answer telling that there wasnt anyone there atm, but if I waited for 24 hours, someone would answer me. Meanwhile, I could call them on their customer service. You know, the number that didnt work.

I dig the Apple's fi-page and try to find the phonenumber for some other department. I find one, and call, and am fairly suprised when the call center is in english. "They really try to cut in the corners, don't they?" I think, as I press number two. Some guy answers, from accent I suppose he's in Ireland, which he confirms to me later on. I tell him of my bank-problem. He tells me that the reference number given to me isint valid in North; that it isint following the standard finnish system. This is pretty queer, as the bank account given was in the same bank as my own. He says I should walk to bank and make the transfer there, with the help of bank-person.
I bring up the fact that the email had lots of other information that wasnt up-to-date, starting with FAQ and phonenumber not working. He says I should phone the number he gives me. I write it up. After closing the phone, I notice this is the same number I tried to call earlier, the one that didnt answer. I tried it anyway. Still not working.

I try to call again to Ireland. This time Im redirected to some guy named Jasquez (or something like that). I explain that it will cost me five euros to do it manually in the bank. He says that I should then pay with credit card. I tell him I dont have one. He then says I should use the reference number given in the email. I tell him its false. He says he will redirect my phone to another department. I get the call center on the other side of the line again. I close the phone.

So, what should I do? Im sure as hell wont be going to bank. The queues there are horrible, and then I have to pay five euros to some lady to work with me. Netshopping was supposed to be easy.

Should I try Apple's callcenter again in hope of getting some real service, maybe even discount? At this point, I would be satisfied if someone could say that they will look in the problems of the email, and that it will be adressed.

Personally, I start to feel more and more that I should just go to third-party store and buy my product from there. With the bank-problem, it only costs me five euros more, and I get the ipod about two to three weeks earlier.

EDIT: I called to Apple Care, which actually has finnish employees. I got some guy who told me that as the reference number wasnt up to finnish standards, I should paste it to the note-field, with my order number.
That sounds like a sane idea, and I wonder why they gave me so fucked up answers at Ireland.

Wednesday 28 June 2006

For A While There, I Betrayed The Capitalist Dream

Few weeks ago, I was walking in store and admiring the new flat-tv's. You know, those that use plasma-- or maybe LCD? Or TFT? It's so confusing these days. In front of me there was this 40" one, that cost about 2500 euros. After watching it maybe five minutes, and admiring how cool it was and thinking how much money I would need for that - indeed, how long I should work for that -- I realized I didnt really want it (I have a TV-card in my computer, and I have used it twice; the Eurovision semis and finals). I walked around the aisle; new cellphones, micro-ovens, popcorn-machines, toasters...And I didn't want any of those.
Actually, there wasnt anything I would have wanted.
After thinking this few weeks, I have identified few gadgets and things I would wish to buy. Of the nature that I actually have to save money for them. The following order is random.

1. iPod. I have MiniDisk-Walkman at the moment. It sucks ass, its so crippled with copyright-protections, that make even legal use difficult. Plus the required software is, even after five years of constant updating, still very buggy and wont work properly even with Windows XP (the only supported OS, along with Win2k). Well, Sony MiniDisk has many problems, too many to count here. If I have interest, I might write about it later on.

2. New eye-glasses. Cos the current ones are in bad condition, and I have the feeling my eyes have "grown out" of them. Expensive because I'm allergic to the standard metal-mix used in them.

3. Laptop. 'cos I don't own one, they are cool and I want a computer (well, entertainment station, really) with me to Scotland.

4. 23" flat monitor to my computer. Costs currently about 600 euros. When the price goes down to 300e, I will be the first in queue to buy it.

5. Toaster. Actually it costs something like 20 euros, but I cant be bothered to buy it, even thought I love toasted bread quite much.

With the money earned from my summerjob, Im going to buy #2 and #3, and if I still have enough money, #1 as well.

Tuesday 23 May 2006

Answer to: Why are we being excommunicated

My friend TFK translated to me the article "Why are we being excommunicated" by Professor Binyamin Noiberger. In this post I will try to put this into components, and answer them one by one. This would not work via IRC, as it causes me to shorten my texts, which gives way to interprations that I did not mean.

In the first paragraph, boycott of Israel is talked about. The writer points out that while Israeli products are boycotted, this is not done to other countries that have bigger and more recent track records in impolite actions against neighbors. Professor Noiberger lists Sudan, Saudi Arabia and China. Without researching these countries in any big detail for this text, I would like to point out that these countries are not, in any way, democratic, and even their capitalistic nature can be questioned. Israel, on the other hand, has a working democracy and healthy private sector. While in Sudan, Saudi Arabia and China the stateship is guided by one person or group of persons, Israel, at least on the paper, is a governed by its people. And this is how boycott works. By not buying Israeli products, you cause problems to local companies, who in turn pressure the goverment to do your bidding.
Also, unlike the other named countries, the products of Israel are easily identified, and alternatives for Israeli products found, this is not the case with the other countries. Sudan and Saudi-Arabia sell oil as their main export product. The oil goes directly to the world market, and private customer has no way of finding out is the gasoline he buys producted from Venezuelan, Russian or Saudi-Arabian oil. China, on the other hand, has a huge export trade and it would be childish to think that any manner of boycott by private organisation could ever cause even smallest impact on the sales of the product. As China mainly produces consumer electronics and clothes to Western markets by western companies, there isin't really an alternative in the product group and pricerange that you can choose to boycott chinese economy.
Israel, on the other hand, exports relatively cheap consumer goods and competes with several other countries with similar products and prices. This follows that boycott in this case is easy and working strategy. Strategy, that would and would not work on Sudan, Saudi-Arabia or China.
It should also be pointed that unlike Israel, Saudi-Arabia and Sudan are seldom in the news. Before reading this article (and checking the summary of Sudan's present situation), I was infact completly ignorant that there was anything to boycott in the country. While the countries are undoubtedly well covered in Israeli media because of the countries proximity, from British - or Finnish, as it were - perspective these countries seem very far away indeed. Israel, because of its historical and political background and news coverage given, seems far more closer and easier to influence.
This is not to say that Sudan, Saudi-Arabia or China were better or as good countries. It is just to say that these countries can not be affected via boycott, and other matters, not relevant to this text, should considered.

Next professor talks of anti-zionism, and of equalizing it in british academic circles with colonization, racism and imperialism. Noiberger himself points out the most common reasons for this belief; refusal of peace and the settlements condemned by United Nations. There is also other reason that Noiberger didn't mention or wasn't able to identify. In today's news coverage, only people with strong religious bias identify themselves abroad or in foreign news-interviews as zionists. These views are almost always connected with dreams of greater Israeli territory. People with more down-to-earth religious believes or political views seldom see it important of mentioning zionism. As the word is something not encountered in everyday life, the interpretation of the word has changed, in Western world, to mirror these sentiments. To this writer as well, "zionist" was synonymous with "person who was for restoring historical borders of Israel". Not until few months ago were I aware that the orginal, standard meaning of the word was closer to "nationalistic", as related to Israeli nation.
Of the talks of Israel leaving Palestinian territories as miracle-answer to solving the whole dispute; I would not agree to it, but the answer does seem very attractive in its simplicity. Particulary younger people with more black-and-white view of the world would find this satisfying conclusion. It is only as we grow older as we are more adept in finding the gray in the black-and-white world. Professor, having lived decades in middle of the dispute, would of course see all the shades of gray, while his students, young and far-away from the land in question, would only see few, if any, shades of gray.

Next the article handles the views and relationships of the people of Israel and Palestine, as seen by Oxford students - and british people in general. It should be noted that while Israeli view of the situation is, without doubt, the fact that this land belonged to us from time immemorial, the Palestinian view of the matter is undoubtedly the same. The Jewish race was away for a long time. They might not see Jews as one people who have returned, but as Brits, Americans, Germans - in short, Western people - come to claim land that is not theirs. Land that they have defended over millenium. Without having studied the matter in no great detail (and I admid I might be wrong), they might see this as fitting sequel to Crusades of the Middle Ages.
Thusly, even the orginal UN Partition Plan might have been seen as unjust, as it came from Western organisation.
As the problem is very complex indeed, there are no easy answers, no simple solutions. Because of the decades of violence, there is no trust to be had and plenty of bad blood. From outsiders point of view, which Professor is sketching in his text, simple solutions seem to have very good changes in working. But they come outside the culture of Israel; the culture of Palestine, and what looks good in in paper is not so good on action, as proved by several unsuccesful peaceplans from West.
When private persons talk like world would be black-and-white, and act based on these views, the end results are, at best, amusing, and at worst, catastrophic. In this case Professor's students have undoubtedly convinced that Israel is the bad guy (because, heaven forbid, they might all be equally of blame, or blameless) to justify and make world fit into their mental projection. Professor undoubtedly noticed this himself, as did the reader of his text. I can only completly agree.

I will not talk in lenght about conspiracies; we all know that they are by nature easily identified if created. I will simply note that there are jews in America who have formed lobby groups, and who try to pressure and affect decisions thru political donations. Human mind is very adept in seeing mountains there where are hills, and creating the most magnificent shapes out of formless shadow. Undoubtedly, there are jews bribing Congressmen at Capitol Hill, just as there are NRA, Nut-Christians, big corporations and what-have-you doing the same. That's the American Way.

I can't say anything about the meeting. Professor is undoubtedly correct, and that sounds like very morally bankrupt method of acting. Maybe the people who should have said something, were thinking of diplomatic ties? That would be very Machiavellian way of operating, which, I understand, is very prominient in European politics.

Again, in the last chapter, I completly agree. but point again that the word "Zionist" causes some bad thoughts in my head. If the word would have been "patriot" or "supporter of Jewish state", I would have instantly risen and clapped my hands. As it is, it took me a moment to understand how he had seemingly competing ideas in the same sentence, under the same definition.

I have last studied Israel and its history five years ago. My view on the subject is that of a very much outsider, but I congratulate myself in thinking that at least I dont fall into the usual traps of simplifying things too much. However, my information and ideas may be false, and I am willing to listen those rebukes that I will most probaply hear for this text I have written. Please note that it is not my aim to be disrespectful toward jews or Israel, nor do I think it is ok how those people acted in Britain, as descripted by Professor Noiberger. It is however important to understand that he is mostly talking of young people. Their fathers walked and talked for communism in the seventies. Exellent and good intentions don't always produce nice results. While they undoubtedly acted harshly, that didn't come out of hate, but of ignorance, which I think is very important. There is a distinct difference between lynching black people because one hates them and lynching people one sees standing for evil.
I got the idea that not one of these problems the Professor mentioned were aimed towards him, but towards Israel, towards it government. As such, the students did important distinction between Israeli people (and jewish people in general) and Israeli goverment, which should be noted. As such, question falls mostly under PR - how can Israeli government help form an image of itself, that dosent revolve solely around illegal settlements and violence, as it has during the last few years?
The direction Israel has taken lately, of dismantling the outer settlements and refusin to make more, as well as walking away from Gaza, will probaply be marked as "positive" in the eyes of people with little "deep" information of the situation, no matter how the situation developes on daily basis. If Professor would return today, he might see that the situation has improved from the days he spent at Europe, which, I believe, took place just after the parlamental elections of 2003, and during the "harsh" politics of Ariel Sharon at that time.

Time Jam


Very good reason to get drunk.

From wikipedia:

...the situations typically arose from misunderstandings or ideological differences between various groups that could be resolved through reason and perseverance. The core theme of the stories is an optimistic liberal humanism: the adventures aren’t about defeating enemies but about exploring, facing challenges, and celebrating diversity.


This is one of my favorite comics. They handle more like travel journals into strange worlds than future-themed adrenaline-action with explosions every three minutes.
My favorite sequence in the comic-series was when they after tracking down drugs and illegal technology on 80s Earth, find out that the guilty party is Holy Trinity. Big is Valerian's and friends surprise when they find out that God is a no-good, down-on-his-luck business man, Jesus is an old hippie and Holy Spirit is a broken slot-machine.

Im quite sure, after seeing that intro, that Tim Jam will not be anything like that. Well, hopefully it made the creators rich.

Tuesday 11 April 2006

Harry Potter Part III

For some reason, I want to write this all down on one go. This post talks about racism in the Harry Potter-books, as the people are divided into "muggles" (humans who cant do magic), true-blood wizards (who are descending from other wizards, for hundreds of years) and half-bloods (other parent is a muggle and other true-blood). There are also "humanlike" races, such as centaurs, elfs and giants. and "halfhumans", who are nearly human, but who may have other blood in their veins as well.

While in the first books the Evilness of Lord Voldemort is taken at face value, in the later books it is revealed that what truly makes him evil is his shame of being halfblood. He collects followers by talking against muggles (of whose hunting should apparently be legal) and on the other hand by promising more rights to humanlike-races, such as giants and werewolves.

Many trueblood-wizards feel that wizards of whose both parents are muggles should not be teached magic at all. Thru the books, Hermione Granger is said to be "mudblood", which has about the same politeness value as the word "nigger". While Harry and friends are of course opposed of this, they dont see anything wrong with insulting and bothering TRUE muggles. The Minister of Magic dosen't much apriciate the Prime Minister (a muggle) of the Realm. In the sixth book the PM goes thru several flashbacks, which show that the Minister of Magic dosen't tell anything to his de facto boss. And when he does, it is very grudingly, without following the spirit of the rules. After long conversation about something else, while already going for the door, the Minister of Magic, Mr. Fudge goes;

'Oh, and I almost forgot,' Fudge had added. 'We're importing three foreign dragons and a sphinx for the Triwizard Tournament, quite routine, but the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures tells me that it's down in the rulebook that we have to notify you if we're bringing highly dangerous creatures into the country.'
'I -- what -- dragons?' spluttered the Prime Minister.
'Yes, three,' said Fudge. 'And a sphinx. Well, good day to you.'
Also, humanlike-creatures, however peaceful they are, don't got any rights. Hermione repeatedly talks about elfs being used as slaves. She is the only one who has any problem with the subject, and is repeatedly treated as a joke because of her concerns. The centaurs can only live in the forrest next to the school because the Ministry very kindly allows it to be used as reservation. Giants are nearly extinct, and the last one in Britain was nearly stoned to death before the headmaster of Hogswarts went inbetween.
The halfhumans who can pass as true humans do so, as it's the only way to be employed.

While some of the races are pretty violent and on average dumber than humans (it is agreed that giants are partly of blame for their own situation; when wizards forced them to the mountains, they started killing each other accoarding to ethnic problems), halfgiants are as smart and calm as normal humans, but are still treated like their full-giants. Werewolves, even those who got bitten by accident and take medicine not to be danger to society, are greatly disliked.

All in all, wizards, even those who think themselves as fairminded, are actually very closeminded.

Harry Potter Part II

The relationship between parents and the children in the books. In case you have not read the books, short description of my current topic should be in order. Harry and his best friends Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger all go to the boarding school of Hogswarts, where the students start at the age of 11 and which consists of seven year-classes.
Trough the books the children and parents both show very little parental interest in their kids - and the kids, in turn, don't seem to need any.

If I understood correctly, the summer vacation from Hogswarts is six weeks, and the winter vacation is about two weeks, I suppose. Outside these vacations, the parents don't see their children. Also, it is possible to spend the Christmas vacation at school.

While Harry is an orphan and his adoptive parents are horrible, Hermione and Ron both come from loving families. Hermione is the only child of muggle-couple (eg. they cant do magic) and Ron is one of the six children of old wizard-family. In all the six books, Hermione's parents dont speak even once. As far as I remember, they were spotted once, from afar, but they never talked. From Hermione's dialogue, however, it can be seen that she dosen't resent her parents, and probaply loves them. Ron's parents are shown in much more detail. Harry and Hermione both spend days if not weeks at Ron's parents at a time. The mother is shown to be perfectly lovable house-wife, who washes the dishes, clothes and even knits by hand sweaters to all members of the family (and Harry and Hermione).

In the end of the first book and the beginning of the second book, it is told that Ron's younger sister Ginny would be starting at Hogswarts. She has - so we are told - expected it for years. The mother is sending her to the school happily, and both she and Ginny see this as the way things should be. She does not cry, nor is she missing her mother. Indeed, during winter vacations both Ginny, Ron and Hermione decide to stay at school to keep Harry company. Year after year.

The parents see their children up to six weeks a year. Less, some years, as Hermione stays with Ron's, to be with her best friends.

And parents think this ok. Not once during all the six books, do the children imply that they miss their parents, or parents miss their children.

The only expection is Harry himself, who is an orphan. His feelings toward his real parents are expressed several times during the books. He misses them. And in the later books, he wants to be like his dad. He is very angry of the way how his parents died when he was only a year old, and seeks openly revange against their killer (Lord Voldemort). It is very suprising, that all the rest children in the books don't have any feelings towards their parents. The only one who is expressing love is Ron's Mother, who in the fifth book is weeping for her loved ones, of whose life she is scared for. However, after a while, she recovers and sends her children once again to Hogswarts.

While I was wondering this, I tried to look up info about boarding schools. What sort of parent - in real life - sends hir child, who isin't yet even on hir teens, to place that means you will ever be able to see him/her few weeks every year? Isin't that cruel? And what does all that do to the psychological development of the child?
I tried to google some studies, but it didn't give me any results, only pages that wanted me to send my child to a boarding school.

Harry Potter Part I

I just finished reading the Harry Potter-series. I have known of the series since about 2001. However, I had not seen fit to read any of the books, mostly because I found the descriptions of the series dissapointing and the fans of the series annoying.

I once browsed thru book one, but didn't much think of it. Two weeks ago I loaned the first book from library again (I was really bored and I have mostly read everything else worthy there), so I thought to give it a try. The first one went down pretty badly. I didn't find it that interesting. Second was slightly better, and starting from book three I read the rest inside a day or two per book (the last book went in a day).

Anyway, now that I have finally educated myself in this phenomeon, you would be wise to expect that I will be writting several posts about the subject. That is why there is "Part I" in the topic.

Things I thought to bring up are:
1. The relationship between parents and children in the books
2. The concept of magic and "muggles" in the series.
3. How the concept of these stories relates to other stories in this and other genres.
4. Some problems I have with these series, particulary the target audience.

I do not yet know which of these concepts I will actually be talking about, it may be that I drop some of the topics in the list, and talk of other things entirely. There might even not be "Harry Potter Part II".

Anyway. I have noticed in myself that, when reading long stories on one go, I really start to live the stories. And when I close the last book, I start to feel very small and unimportant. It may be that I live thru much trough the stories, and my mundane life, that goes between school and computer (and friends during weekends) is not that interesting.

Stories that have previously caused myself such immersion could start with the David Eddings' Belgariad and its sequel Mallorean. I reread them last summer and noticed that they haven't really stood the test of time, but at the time (when I was 13) they were really great.
It was the first story I read that wasn't based just on adventure (Tarzan, Zorro, Blyton-books) or on story on epic levels (Star Wars, Lord of the Rings), but had some romance- and soap opera there too, if I may say it so bluntly. I may have talked of this previously in this blog. Since then I have felt so very strongly when I first read Rumiko Takahashi's Maison Ikkoku, Uncanny X-Men's "classic" stories (from #80's up to #250 or so), saw the 90s Superman-series (I watched the first three seasons nonstop) and a read Terry Goodkind's Sword of Truth-series (before the very dissapointing last books).

Anyway, should I have any readers, I would ask you to recommend some similar stories for me to sample. Longish, with development between and with the characters.

Monday 3 April 2006

Kypäristä

Viime vuosina elämänpidentäjät ovat muuttuneet parempaan suuntaan.

Ne ovat nykyään malliltaan sporttisia urheiluvälineitä, joita melkein tahtoisi pitää päässään kävellessäänkin. Varsinkin kesäaikaan sitä on huomaavinaan, että jotkut todella tekevät sitä; jättävät muovibaskerin päähän lukittuaan pyörän.

Johtopäätös; tätäkin viestiä lukevat nuoret henkilöt (ja miksei vanhemmatkin) jotka eivät pidä bufferia päässä pyöräillessään, ovat harvinaisen hyvää pullamössötaikinaa."Näyttää potalta" oli ihan hyvä perustelu vielä 90-luvun ensimmäisellä puoliskolla, kun puoliympyrät ekan kerran tulivat markkinoille. Silloin ne todella NÄYTTIVÄT potilta, ja todella typeriltä.
Sellainen päässä ja näytti heti jälkeenjääneeltä, jota ylihuolehtivainen äiti suojeli. Harvempi äidin helmoista päässyt niitä oikeastaan edes käytti.

Nykyään kypärät tuovat muotoilultaan mieleen lähinnä lihaksi tulleen nopeuden. Sellainen päässä ei näytä typerältä; ei, vaan ainoastaan KESKITTYNEELTÄ. Sillä todistat ettet ole et ole kuka tahansa sunnuntaipyöräilijä vaan joku joka tietää miten 15-vaihteista pyörää käsitellään.
Ja jos alla on mummon vanha pyörä 60-luvulta, niin se johtuu yksinomaan siitä että olet menossa ostamaan paikkaustarvikkeita kävelyteiden kauhuun, joka lepää satula alaspäin omakotitalosi autotallissa Westendissä, Ferrarin ja purjeveneen välissä.

Pyöräilykausi alkaa. Jos ei ole kypärää niin nyt voisi olla hyvä hetki ostaa. Älkää ostako sitä koska se on halpa. Älkää ostako sitä koska se voi pelastaa henkesi. Ostakaa se koska kypärä saa sinut näyttämään siltä kuin olisit matkalla Ranskan ympäriajoon.

Ostakaa pois. Kypärä on seksikäs. Sellainen päässä ja tyttöjen (poikien) sydämet alkavat iskeä Porilaisten marssin tahtiin ilmestyttyessänne näkökenttään. Ja seisoessanne heidän vieressään, tuntemattomat ihailijanne tahi rakkaat elämänkumppaninne eivät voi olla ajattelematta kuinka voisivat ikinä olla arvoisianne; niin, kuinka kehtaavat edes puhua Teille, joka olette niin keskittynyt? Pelkästään jalkojenne katselu saa heidän niskansa särkemään, niin korkealla heidän yläpuolellaan Te olette. Te, nykypäivän Anodis tai Afrodites. Ja jos joku kutsuu tuota ihmeellistä käyttöesinettä 'potaksi', suosittelisin olemaan kuuntelematta. Kaikkihan te tunnette tarinan Samsonista, hänen suurista lihaksistaan ja vallattomista kutreistaan? Eivät ne olleet Fonzieita ja Elviksiä ne, jotka halusivat niiden katoavan, vaan Malfoyn perillisiä ja Sarumanin kätyreitä.

Postcard to Australia

I got from school this really sucky postcard. When I was throwing it out, I noticed that it has POSTAGE PAID TO EVERY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD. I mentioned this at one irc channel, where one aussie wanted me to send it to his friend. This is what the postcard looks in the front and this is what it looks like from the back.

In the front it says "Be different kind of an adult. Study."

On the back it says, "My love, I want to thank you for the days I shall never forget. You are always in my thoughts. <3"



The whole stuff is in finnish, and the aussie who asked me to send this promised to keep me updated what happens to this piece of paper as I get rid of it tomorrow.

Sunday 26 March 2006

ICQ and problems II

I dont care to comment on this

(17:01:36) 312067175: Hello
(17:01:57) iJ: good day
(17:02:13) 312067175: СОСИ
(17:02:19) iJ: ..?
(17:02:43) 312067175: Fuck of niger
(17:02:59) iJ: Err..
(17:03:17) 312067175: иди нахуй сучка
(17:03:18) iJ: Either you are really confused person who dosent know the definition of word 'niger' or you dont know who you are talking to..
(17:04:24) 312067175: The ugly creature
(17:04:35) iJ: Right. Good bye.
(17:04:44) 312067175: соси

Saturday 25 March 2006

ICQ and problems

I have username or number in three instant messaging protocols, all managed thru Gaim, a splendid little piece of software.

Of all the protocols I have (AIM, ICQ and MSN, btw) only in ICQ people call me and start bugging.
And this only started after I went over 21. I imagine I went from one group to another, but I have no idea where and is there some change to get back to the "dont bug me" group.

This would be ok, if people would want to talk to me about comics, books, history or some other thing I would actually be interested in, but usually the people who talk to me are girls (or women, as it is) and braindamaged.

Anyway, this is the sort of conversations Im having over it. For context, it should be pointed over that my personal information (available next to my nick in the chat window) had all the information she is asking about, and more besides. Her info only had the name 'veronica' there.

(19:25:07)
263446539:
hi
(19:25:39) iJ: evening
(19:26:55) 263446539: where are you from?
(19:27:26) iJ: Hmm
(19:27:32) iJ: Where did you get my number from?
(19:28:07) iJ: I live in Finland, which I have probaply written next to every place where my id is up
(19:28:37) 263446539: age?
(19:28:59) iJ: Who are you?
(19:29:57) iJ: I am not very delighted that someone who hasnt even introduced herself suddenly pops up and starts interrogating me
(19:30:24) iJ: With questions that I have already answered on the page where you found my number
(19:30:48) 263446539: ok bye
(19:30:57) iJ: thank you, and good bye
(19:31:35) 263446539: thank you for what?
(19:31:50) iJ: Sarcasm
(19:32:21) 263446539: you not want to talk with me
(19:32:30) iJ: I would love to talk to you
(19:32:46) iJ: But I have asked two questions from you, and you have not answered me once
(19:32:56) iJ: Thats not dialogue, thats interrogation
(19:33:45) 263446539: you haven't asked nothing
(19:34:25) iJ: Where did you get my number?
(19:34:29) iJ: Who would you be?
(19:35:20) iJ: Listen, I bet you have talked with people via phone?
(19:35:43) iJ: When you call someone, you introduce yourself.
(19:35:51) iJ: And before calling, you find out something about the person you call to.
(19:36:16) iJ: In this case, if you found my number somewhere, you probaply found that the page also had information about me, like my country, age and gender
(19:36:36) iJ: You dont just select random number from phone book and ask "who am I talking to?"
(19:36:45) 263446539: i haven't read nothing about you
(19:36:53) iJ: Where did you get my number then?
(19:38:00) 263446539: i don't remember. here
(19:38:08) iJ: "here"?
(19:38:22) 263446539: yes
(19:38:29) iJ: What would "here" be?
(19:38:42) 263446539: excuse me but i don't speak english very well
(19:38:55) iJ: What was the page where you found my number?
(19:39:08) iJ: "here" isint a location :)
(19:39:37) 263446539: i don't remember
(19:40:58) iJ: Right. Good bye.

Makes you really connect with the human race, dosent it?

Success!

Three weeks ago I volunteered to review a newspaper strip-collection. The publisher even sent me a review-copy - so this was "real" review, not one of those where I have to buy my own copy which I will then publish at some forums or on my blog.

It saw the light of day at Kvaak.fi, which is the biggest* comics portal in Finland. The forums are read by all - the publishers, the editors, translators, artists and writers - and so it's not just some "fan project".

The review is in finnish and can be found here. It has been up for four hours now and the page has 70 hits - on Saturday.
Apparently my text wasnt awfully sucky, as I was asked to review some comics for Otaku - which is THE fanzine for anime in Finland*. I'll probaply not get paid, but Ill get more copies for review. As albums aren't that cheap for poor student like me, free stuff is free stuff even if I have to write a review about it. (My dad pointed that it isint free if I have to review it, but as I would probaply write a review anyway, I think this is pretty cool).
Hopefully, in a few years I get my texts up in Sarja-Info, the four-times-a-year magazine published by Finland's Comics Society. That is, if I can keep writing that long. But it would be really great to see my name in print somewhere.

Well, dreams are important, don't shatter them, please.

*OK, so theres only one
*There are others, but this is the only one with regular publishing schedule.

Sunday 19 March 2006

Why Judaism Is Cool

Found this some time ago in Warren Ellis' dirty blog.

At the time I didn't think much of it. I found it disgusting, but that was about it. Today morning I was at shower and thought how much trouble those fucking idiots are going to destroy something so precious. Wouldn't it be much easier all around if these dimwits would just camp outside synagogues and mosques instead of going to the tropic getting eaten by mosquitos that probaply spread all sort of nasty diseases.

And then I thought some more of those "spreaders of word". I remember how they go door to door disturbing all sort of honest folk.

Jews never do that. Whatever you say about jews, they never interrupt you in the middle of your favorite show or bath. Thats a huge plus in My Personal Up and Down List.

Sunday 12 March 2006

Megatokyo

I saw Megatokyo first time when I was still at compulsory school. I was fifteen and I had just discovered forums. Some other user pasted few of the comics in the "joke" topic. I thought the comics he put there ( the "does anyone here speak l33t" being one of them) were one of the best I had ever seen. I was idiot back then, so I asked where he got them. He laughed and didn't tell. I don't blame him. It took me few months to finally find the page on my own. I was thrilled. It was the first web comic I found and followed.

And follow it I did, for two years or so. Largo, the script monkey, left and the story got little confusing and the jokes changed. But it was still pretty good. At some point I got tired of waiting three days between each strip, and I started checking the archives every few weeks. And then every few months. And then I started taking only looks on the main page, now and then.

Now, it feels like its of something improper, taking a look at something that used to be so important and isint any more. It makes me feel guilty, to go check what the comic is up to now.

The art is more defined. The contrast between lines and white is more cleaner. Gallagher/Piro has clearly advanced, and the faces dont look so big anymore.
And the jokes are gone. I thought, "maybe its only this one". And I went back, read few earlier installments, and jep, the jokes were still gone.

When Iron Cat published the Megatokyo collection, I bought. It was a riot, very fun, and I like having it in my self even thought Dark Horse later brought out new edition with more pages and better paper. And I bought the Dark Horse volume two. Still some good jokes, but toward then end the evolution that leads up to now is clearly seen. When I bought volume 2, I decided I wouldnt buy number three, realizing that it probaply would be even more romance-like tpb and less of the gamer-comic. Wise choice, now that I look the comic again.

Since then books three and four have come out.. and Gallagher is now writing just for the trade. The pages don't work as single units no more, they dont make any sense. And the readers of the comic - the gamers, the rpg'ers, the anime enthuastics who like the jokes, those loving the mad action - have all gone, being replaced by those who love the manga style, those who love the romance the book now has and the soap opera.

And that's cool. Gallagher does something he loves. Apparently he and Largo (Castron) are still friends. Or at least they arent hating each other. Largo talks in his blog sometimes of Piro, and it dosent feel hateful. And Piro still defends Largo when someone tries to give all the credit of the comic for him.

But somehow Im still sad. I cant feel that Im part of the intended audience of the comic anymore. And I really loved Largo's sense of humour, and the humour Piro tried to impose on the comic after Largo left, before concentrating on the romance.

And I think I realize it only now. Before, the comic at least tried to stay true to its roots. There were jokes. The artstyle, while better, still was pretty close to the orginal one. But there isint it anymore. I could think that this was still the Megatokyo I loved. I cant see it anymore. Its a new comic, with the old name and old characters.

Something I really miss is Largo's sense of humour. I would love to see him write something again. But apparently he is content in being programmer in the Unix-environment, as told on his homepage. Maybe he does something in the future.

But I doubt it.

Friday 10 March 2006

Webcomics

I follow several comics, and have followed several in the past. The things I love about webcomics is that they are so free - you cant imagine seeing anything like this outside some freakish underground comics (and most of that is just as filthy shit as most of webcomics, but you have to pay to find this out. Also, if you find something great, that dosent mean you will find the next issues).

The problem with "what webcomics do you think are great?" topics at forum is that people list lots of comics that arent of interest to anyone. For recomendations to be any good, should the person who recommends and the person who takes the recommendations be on the same brain wave, as far as interests and sensitivity go. It's all jolly and good if you are both game fans and also bit geeky - but if the other one dosen't like sex- and gore-jokes, mixed with game- and geek-references, its all out. I wrote part of this list at my homepage, but here it is again, with some additions and more comments.


So, at the moment (it changes) my two favorite comics are:
Something Positive. It should update daily, but usually it does about two to three strips per week. But it has a large archive going back six years, so one should manage pretty ok. The comic is about Davan, an actor from Boston and his extended circle of friends. I guess it is kinda like Nemi in some of its jokes -- lots of them are of dark humour. In the latest strip a geek pays for doctor to convince that his bimbo-friend has ruined her good looks, probaply to make her "easy pray". The artist has gone thru several styles while making the comic. His current style seems pretty minimalistic, and at earlier times it was too cartoony at times.. but all in all, it is well drawn. Professional quality.

Penny Arcade. Is the grandfather of every "two gamers talk about popular culture" webcomic in the net. At best, it is very hilarious, but some storylines leave me cold. Both the writer and artist are of the top of the game. Apparently both creators are living off their product, at the moment, having enough income to not only fund their lives but also to hire people to handle deals, money, cons, merchantise etc.
This might be wise as they have sold the rights to their comic off TWICE, without knowing what they were doing.
Anyway. The creators are living the American Dream. And they deserve it, because this comic is GOLDEN.

Sinfest is a cast of characters involving not-so-good playboy, teen-slut, the Devil, a nerd, Dragon, dog and cat, God, fanboys (one for God and one for Devil), a pig, two annoying kerubis etc etc. Hilarious best, tiresome at times. The writer/artist takes regular unannounced vacations that may last as long as a month.

El Goonish Shive sees the writer/artist develope during it's run. The comic starts very modestly, art-vise, and developes into well skilled, but pretty lifeless panels. I enjoyed this comic greatly, and even sent email to the creator telling him so.
The comic deals with two teenagers Ted (a girlish looking scientist-geek) and Elliot (who does karate or kungfu or something) and what happens to them. This involves sex-changes, people who turn into animals, alternative dimensions, clones, aliens etc.
For the above mentioned reasons, this comic was also The Link of the Day at Something Awful.
But I liked it. Three times a week.. maybe?

Penny and Aggie is about two beatiful girls at high school. While Penny is only interested in herself, and keeping herself the boss of her group and the most desirable girl in school, Aggie is interested in saving the world and is therefore social outcast. The girls consider each other more or less rivals, for reasons known to no one, not probaply even by themselves. Well written and the art is very good indeed. It looks french with japanese touch. Four times a week.


Shortpacked! is a department store, the main characters work, under the faschist rule of of store owner Galasso. here's the cast page. I like this comic because its very, very comic-geeky and because I can see an aspect of myself in most of the employees. Exellent comic. Almost daily, I think.

Perry Bible Fellowship is very exellent. Cool colours, and very, very twisted and sick sense of humour. I like it very much. You will probaply too, if you arent too sensitive person. Once a week.

So, do you have any personal favorites that you would like to tell me about?

Wednesday 1 March 2006

Doctor Strangelove

Doctor Strangelove

I thought to talk about the movie Dr. Strangelove, as some people, who I will not mention, hadn't even HEARD of it.

Wikipedia says of the movie so:

"Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb is a 1964 Stanley Kubrick film based loosely upon the straight-faced thriller novel Red Alert by Peter George. Refashioned as a black comedy from the source material by screenwriter Terry Southern, Dr. Strangelove's subject matter satirizes the fragile nature of the Cold War conflict and the doctrine of mutually assured destruction. The film opens at the fictional Burpelson Air Force Base, where the insane General Jack D. Ripper has just ordered a preemptive nuclear attack on the Soviet Union. The rest of Dr. Strangelove follows the American President and his advisors, the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and a RAF officer as they all scramble to recall Ripper's bomb-wing in order to prevent a nuclear Apocalypse."

The movie is hilarious. It shows Peter Sellers in three roles (thing I only realized after seeing the credits), as the RAF officer, the President and as Doctor Strangelove. The movies gratest strenths are, on addition to the Good Doctor ("Mein Führer, I can walk!") the slightly-less psychotic general ("Now I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I am saying no more than 10 to 20 million killed. Tops!") and the cheerful musics as something evil is happening, something copied later on to the Fallout-games by Interplay (both game-intros are heavily based on this movie, as is the fifties-feel).

The movie has aged very gracefully. While the effects werent very top-of-the-art even when the movie was created, how many modern movies can say that when nuclear bombs are being blown in the screen, they were actual n-bombs, and not just some cheap tricks? Thats work-ethics, folks!

[This was my 50th post, btw.]

Monday 27 February 2006

Sunday 26 February 2006

Books I have read recently

Alien Earth by Megan Lindholm.

You might better know her from her work under the alias of Robin Hobb.
Alien Earth is a scifi story, written in 1992, probaply before Lindholm got famous with her Assasin-books. The story of the book in nutshell;
Earth is dying. And with Earth, humanity. While humankind has advanced in technology, it is not far enough developed to move the species to new planet. And then come the Arthroplana in their living Beastships. They transfer humans to knew planet, where evolution is based on co-operation instead of fighting for the place in the sun. The planet's ecosystem welcomes humanity, giving it its own niche in the grand dance of the world. But humanity is just visiting. To ensure that they would not damage their new planet, the population dwindles to several thousands; to minimize the resource usage, people become smaller and smaller.
The largest rule is; you should not cause impact on the planet. People should not walk the same path repeatedly in case they leave too big a tract; and walking outside the designated areas is illegal.
John Gen-93-Beta is a person who dosent really like where humanity is at the moment. Captain ing the Beastship Evangeline ensures he is sleeping years at a time, while the ship is traveling from one place to another. He is the leader of crew of one, Connie, who has once been mentally "adjusted". Not even Connie herself knows why she was adjusted for, but she is pretty sure whatever it was, the adjustment didnt really work.
Also on the board is the owner, the real captain of the Beastship Tug, who is obsessively interested in Earth-literature, and a stow-away, who has been in hibernation since he left Earth, thousands of years ago.
After getting comission from Earth Affirmed, Evangeline and its passangers head to Earth, to see if its still habitable. But things dont go as planned, and captain and crew are stuck on planet that is very foreign from the friendly planet where humanity has lived hundred generations, and to which humanity has been trying to adjust.
The book has a message on it, and more twists you can imagine. This is surely the best book from the author I have read. I couldnt make myself give the book a rest.


Mister Monday by Garth Nix

I have previously read from this author the Abhorsen-trilogy, as well as Across the Wall, which I thought was collection of short stories about the Kingdom, where where trilogy takes place. Instead it had one longish short story about Kingdom, and lots of older stories from Mr. Nix' career.

Anyway, Mister Monday is the first book out of seven, in series named Keys of the Kingdom, which dosent have anything to do with the Kingdom mentioned earlier.
The books are very fastpaced. On the other hand, something is happening all the time, but there isint much time for conversation. His books handle like action films, lots of action, little talk. This makes them breathtaking, but not very deep.
Relationships between characters aren't really built; in this book the character Leaf appears exactly twice in person and once via email. Still the reader has to think that Leaf is a close friend of the protagonist.
To the book. At the beginning of time, there was the Architech. He built the House, and after the House, he built the Secondary Realms, aka the Universe. The House is millions of levels high, and its function is to record what happens in the Secondary Realms, to smallest detail.
Then the Architech went away. Before leaving, he left behind The Will, which tells how things should work from there on. He left seven people to take care that the Will be done, but instead they tore the Will apart and inprisoned the parts on the far reaches of Time and Space. Then they split the House and the Secondary Realms to their own domains; each one would get certain parts of the House, and authority over Secondary Realms on one given weekday.
The book starts when one fragment of the Will escapes. It fools Mister Monday to give the Minute Key, one of the fourteen keys to the House to Arthur Penhaligon, who is just about to die of asthma attack.
Then Arthur has to start running, because Monday wants his key back.
The book is very orginal in its execution, and while it draws parallels between Architech and God, there is no religious message, though one who knows of such things will probaply find the book even more interesting read. The House, where Arthur has to travel is very orginal, and does not really follow the rules of normal fantasy. Its very fast paced, to a fault, as some characters are introduced and left way too fast, only to come back hundreds of pages later in their designated function.
It is very hard to think will someone be trustworthy, when the decision has to be made from few impressions. Reader has to trust into the judgement of the main character, as he spends time with the people much longer than Nix bothers to tell us about.
All in all, good book, but little sketchy on times.

Bartimeus-trilogy (Amulet of Samarkand, The Golem's Eye, Ptomely's Gate) by Jonathan Stroud.
I started reading this last summer, when I encountered the translation at the library. I finished the last part in english last month, and finally Im going to write something down on the subject.

After Gladstone, a mighty magican, took over Great Britain in the 19th century, England has been the world's greatest empire, the home of the greatest magicans, who form the government and backstab each other to gain more power.

All of the power of the magicans is based on demons they summon and command; sometimes they infuse objects with them, trapping the demons inside, and thus greating powerful objects. Great care is to be taken while dealing with the demons, as they would very much like to get their hands on the summoner. The summoning is based on the true names of the magicans and of the demons, and with the magican's true name in his hands, demon can do much to rip control from him.
The books are written from the perspectives of the young magican Nathaniel and his demon, djinn Bartimeus. Unfortunately for Nathaniel, Bartimeus finds out his true-name, and so he must put his faith on the demon, who can sell him out for the other demons or to other magicans, everyone wanting his hide.

In the first book, Nathaniel, who is only 12-years old and goes by the name of John Mandrake, summons Bartimeus to gain vengance against high-ranking government magican, and bids Bartimeus to steal the Amulet of Samarkand, incredibly powerful talisman that makes its wearer safe from all magic. Things dont go as planned, and soon Nathaniel and Bartimeus find themselves homeless, trying to prevent the goverment falling into the hands of a conspiracy.

In the second book, Nathaniel, now 14-year old, summons Bartimeus as the policeforce he is operating cant seem to solve what causes destruction at London. Bartimeus finds out for his disapointment, that while he has been away, Nathaniel has grown more and more ruthless. However, he is but a slave, what can he do to change that?

In the third book, Nathaniel, now 17-years old, is at the top of the game. He is the propaganda minister, one of the most powerful magicans and politicans of the Empire. However, war is on at the colonies of America, and it isint going well.
Bartimeus is nearly at the end of his rope. Since the second book, he has been constantly on the mundane world, a tiring thing for a demon. Dimished in size and strength, he can barely open a doors anymore. And the conspiracy, long thought finished, is still around, and ready for the final move.

When I first saw the books, I thought "another Harry Potter-clone". But the cover (see above) was very intriguing, and I had nothing better to do, so I started reading. It ended up not being anything like Harry. For one thing, its very dark. Nathaniel, in the beginning quite innocent boy who wants to get to the top, progressively rises higher and higher by walking over other people. On the same time, Bartimeus, a very uncommon personality for demon, despires how boy he quite liked turns more and more into the sinister magican John Mandrake.

I quite recommend this.

Other books to come later on. Hopefully I get more interest in updating this blog - it deserves it..

Sunday 22 January 2006

Star Wars: Devilworlds 1 ja 2

The post to come is in finnish, seeing as how I wrote this at finnish forum. I however think its worth saving here as well.

Sain juuri luettua Dark Horsen Star Wars: Devilworldsin. Kyseessä on kaksiosainen minisarja joka julkaisi parhaita, alunperin 70-luvun lopussa Britanniassa Britannian markkinoille tehtyjä Tähtien sota-sarjakuvia. Kummassakin numerossa oli useampia lyhyitä tarinoita, joista yhteensä viisi oli Alan Mooren, tuon sarjakuvajumalan, käsikirjoittamia. Mukana on myös Alan Davisin varhaisia tarinoita. Jännä katsoa miten herrat ovat kehittyneet vuosien saatossa. Mooren tarinat ovat runsassanaisia, mutta harvassa niistä on sitä twistiä joista Moore nykyään on niin tunnettu. Davisin kuvitus on selkeästi nuoren miehen kuvitusta, eikä se ole niin sliipattua ja juoksevaa kuin ne esim. Excaliburin ja Ryhmä-X:n tarinat, joista hän myöhemmin tuli kuuluisaksi.
En ole aiemmin lukenut vanhoja SW-tarinoita -- niitä joita julkaistiin Suomessakin 80-luvulla -- mutta osa näistä tuntui erittäin tutuilta. Muistin jopa yhden tarinan lopun, mutta mulla ei ole mitään muistikuvaa siitä missä olisin näitä lukenut...

Joka tapauksessa. Tarinat olivat hyvin outoja verrattuna niihin useisiin nykypäivänä kirjoitettuun. Kun nämä uudet tarinat tuntuvat olevan scifiä pienellä fantasia-silauksella, niin nämä vanhat tuntuvat olevan fantasiaa scifi-silauksella. Tarinoissa pyörii demoneita, jumalia, mutantteja, aikamatkustusta ja vanhoja sivilisaatioita.

Luettelen tarinat:
Devilworlds 1:
Dark Lord's Conscience. Alan Moore ja John Stokes. Vader on kutsuttu pelaamaan jotain shakin tapaista vieraalle planeetalle. Hänen pelatessaan rakennukseen murtautuu mutantti joka kykenee nostamaan ihmisissä niin syvän epätoivon pahojen tekojensa tähden, että nämä tekevät itsemurhan.
The Flight of Falcon .Steve Parkhorse ja John Stokes. Millenium-tehtaan valmistamat Hawk-alukset ovat salakuljettajien suosiossa. Niinpä Imperiumi "pyytää" että tehdas valmistaisi Falconin - prototyypin tulevasta aluksesta, jota Imperiumi sitten tuunaisi salakuljettajajahtia varten.
Dark Knight's Devilry. Steve Moore ja Alan Davis. Luke ja Leia ovat aavikkoplaneetalla, etsimässä timanttia jonka avulla aikaa voi kelata takaisin ja tapahtumien suuntaa voi muuttaa.
Blind Fury. Alan Moore ja John Stokes. Luke törmää matkoillaan hätäsignaaliin, joka johtaa hänet muinaisen velhon linnaan. Linnasta löytyy vanhoja jedi-ritarien haarniskoja ja sieluja, krystalleihin vangittuna. Ja velhokin on vielä hengissä.

Devilworlds 2
Rust never sleeps. Alan Moore ja Alan Davis. R2D2 ja C3PO ovat saapuneet robottien hautausmaalle, järjestämään kapinaa Imperiumia vastaan joka aikoo louhia robottiromujen vuoria raaka-aineita vastaan. Planeetalla he tapaavat ikivanhan robotin, joka kertoo että planeetta on itseasiassa robottien romuista muodostuva elävä jumala.
Tilotny throws a shape. Alan Moore ja John Stokes. Leia pakenee aavikolla, perässään iskujoukkojen sotilaita. Paetessaan hän törmää ensin tuhansia vuosia vanhaan iskujoukkojen sotilaan kypärään, ja sitten outoihin, todellisuuden ulkopuolelta tulleisiin olentoihin.
The Pandora Effect. Alan Moore ja Adolfo Buylla. Paetessaan paikallista mafiaa Hellhooppiin (eräänlaiseen Bermudan kolmioon) Leia, Han ja Chewbacca löytävät joukon sadistisia velhoja jotka ovat vanginneet demonin kristalliin.

Tarinat ovat aika outoja, niissä ei ole kovinkaan "SWmäisiä" piirteitä. Tarinat ovat fantasiaa, jossa silloin tällöin vilahtaa avaruusaluksia.
Hahmojen kasvojen piirrustustapa ei ole vakiintunut, ja niinpä Luke ei näytä yhtään Mark Hamillilta eikä Han Harrison Fordilta. Piirtäjien lahjakkuuden huomioonottaen kyse ei ole kuvittajien kyvyttömyydestä, vaan tietoisesta päätöksestä.

Ennen muuta ne ovat katsaus aikaan jolloin Imperiumin vastaisku ei ollut vielä ilmestynyt, ja käsitys siitä millainen SW-universumi oikeasti on oli vielä aika hatara, varsinkin Britanniassa missä ei ilmestynyt niin paljoa oheiskrääsää kuin Yhdysvalloissa.

Tunnistaako joku muu kuvattuja tarinoita? Julkaistiinko niitä Suomessa? Onko kenelläkään tietoa minkä takia osa näistä tarinoista, varsinkin Tilotny throws a shape ovat niin tuttuja että tiesin loppuratkaisun vaikka minulla ei ole mielikuvaa aiemmasta lukukerrasta?

Friday 20 January 2006

Challenge

I challenge you to pick ten wierd books out of your bookshelf and explain why you havent gotten rid of them. So wrote Tekno-Kekko at his blog, after he had been challenged to answer to do something quite different. However, I found this one particulary amusing, so I think Ill do it. Not ten, however. Tekno-Kekko is probaply over 50, and Im little over 20, so I dont have as much wierd stuff as he does. Plus I moved only year ago, so most of the stuff I could not explain to myself were left behind. Such as my mormor's (mom's mom) old schoolbooks. Im going back to get them, however, one of these days. They are very entertaining.
So I will settle for five entries. Can you, dear readers (all two of you) do the same?

Helene Schjerfbeck - Piirustuksia ja akvarelleja (drawnings and akvarels). I loaned this from my farmor (dad's mom), who has since lost her ability to read or hold books, so I havent bothered to return it. The name of the book is quite misleading. I thought it would have her best art, but it mostly has stuff that "hasnt gotten the attention it requires". In other words, most of those pictures are shit. And Helene S. was very talented woman. I would hope to have tenth of the skill she had! It also has lots of stupid text about said artist's life and why she did the art shown.

North American Indians by E.S.Curtis. Photos from early 20th century. They are pretty funny and depressing at the same time. I think my dad gave it to me as a keepsake, when he moved and couldnt take it with him. I think he thought it would be of interest to me.

IKEA catalogue. I have never even visited IKEA. I have no idea why I have this in my bookshelf.

Dezra's Quest. Dragonlance. I think I got this dirtcheap somewhere. And thats good reason to get anything. Now, I do have other Dragonlance-books on my bookshelf, but this one I couldnt even finish, and I have finished some really sucky books earlier on.

Dragon Knights. Few years ago, when I was still new to manga, I bought the first ten books in this series. I think I was confident that the book was the highest peek of civilization or something.
Its rubbish. Complete shit. I dont know what I was thinking. I however, did use 150 euros on the books, so I cant just throw them away.

Thursday 19 January 2006

Batgirls everywhere!

In livejournal, there is going this boom of drawing Batgirls. Go take a look, they are very well drawn, I think most of those dudes are professionals. Anyway, even tho I arent professional, I drew one too. If you wish to see what I did with it, just change the number.

This is the only picture I link here; you can see more on my webpage, but I kinda think this was worth a post.

And no, I am not all that happy with the colours I ended up with. But I did draw this from first line to last mouseclick myself. Didnt even use a model.

Wednesday 18 January 2006

Best Blonde Joke Ever

Im ashamed to admid but it took me awhile before I got it.

Saturday 14 January 2006

Matti

In the eighties, there was a ski jumper named Matti Nykänen. He wsa said to be the very best jumper in the world; he won olympic gold five times.
I remember vaguely, that when I was in daycare* that we made gold medals to honour him. I brought it home, and showed it to my mom. I was very happy.
Then I went to Africa for few years**. When I came back, no one of my peers in the class remembered him. While I had been in media void for two years, they had seen new things and forgotten the man, the legend. There were new ski-jumpers, and thought they tried to be like him, not one had that "something" that made them interesting. I have the impression that back in the rich eighties skii jumping was something cool, and Nykänen appeared in commercials and whatever; I returned to Finland during the depression of early nineties ****; there were "promising future stars" appearing in few commercials, but after that, nothing.

Of Matti, I didnt know what happened to him. Then I grew older and mom judged we kids were old enough to read rumour-magazines she liked to read, but didnt earlier dare to leave to us kids; and therefore I learned that Matti had become a stripper. That didnt last long. Even later, I heart that between his Golden Days and strippers, Matti had been a singer. A very bad one. mp3's of his songs are still common laughing stock on the hard drive of nearly every male teenager on this country.
Even later, he stabbed a friend of his while drunk, as he was leering on Matti's woman (who he has married three times, I think). Got him jail, and was freed after two years. I heard that few months ago he had repeated this deed. Did he go back to jail, I dont know, I only read the headlines.
I think he has some arrangments with the journalists; he seems to be the equivalent of Royal Family in UK. Thats the regularity he appears in covers. It has been statistically proven that his name in the cover rises sales as much as 20%.

And now Matti is back. They made a movie out of, telling of his later days as a jumper till the time his life starts to fall apart. I havent personally seen the movie. I only write this post as huge intro to the Matti merchantise shops are full here, these days. You see, Matti had this habit of making deep philosophical remarks by mixing finnish and english;
"Elämä on laiffii" (Life is life"), "Jokainen mahdollisuus on uusi tsänssi" (Every oportunity is a new chance) etc. And of course "Ehkä join, ehkä en" (Maybe I was drunk, maybe not).
And there was one thing he made so popular everyone forgets he said it first; "putki päällä", literally "pipe on", meaning everything from getting thru Pac-Man without dying or doing many things succesfully one after another. The orginal meaning, of course, was drinking without pause for days.

I so want one of those black t-shirts or headgear, one of those phrases above printed on it on big white letters.

*I can remember so little from those days, I think I was like three then. Mostly impressions.
**My childhood is divided into parts "before Africa", of which I remember very little, "during Africa", of which I dont remember much more, and "after Africa" which is my life till I was 11***.
***This is when I moved to where I grew into adult.
****Soviet Union fell, and with it most of foreign trade. And after that came the bank crisis. Nineties was not a good time to be in Finland.

Thursday 12 January 2006

Sicky

Short post.
Im sick. Dunno why, but my throat has been REALLY painful the past few days. Started Tuesday night with little itch. Wednesday I couldnt even breath without it being really painful. Today it didnt hurt as much, but I could only get whisper out of my mouth.
Oh, and I couch like a chainsmoker.
Which gets us to the point where I decide to drink hot glög* to help my throat... and then I go to calculate the temperature wrong, causing my mouth being very very tender.

All this would be pretty reasonable, I would just stay home and wait to get better, if not this were the end of the period and all my assingments need to be finished and returned. Its quite nice to do teamwork when other teammember has bad couch and cant really talk...

*Heavily spiced hot wine or berryjuice.

Saturday 7 January 2006

About eternity projects

(Yes, Im still yet to finish my last post, to which I promised sequel, this isint it, though)

Around this time each year, I have a tradition.

Checking out Duke Nukem Forever webpage. And each year I have great laughs on that subject. I remember Daikatana, and laugh heartily again .

Dosen't say anything to you, does this? Yes, Im fastily becoming an old fart, and I know it well. So, I thought I would tell you the story of these two games, as they are very funny indeed.

John Romero was a superstar in videogames (does anyone know why the are called thus? Videogames?). One of the founders of id Software, he was a leading force behind Wolfenstein 3D, Doom, and Quake. Each of these games was groundbreaking, and more importantly, financially very, VERY succesful. They developed the First Person Shooter, and to this day, new Doom and Quake can be assured to revolutionarize -or at least, bring something new - to the genre, to what is possible to do with the graphics.

John Romero thought to strike it on his own. He created a new company, named Ion Storm, got Eidos (the company behind Tomb Raider) finanzing it, and announced he would do a game named Daikatana. Now, this would be HUGE. Im quoting wikipedia;
Romero's initial game design, completed in March 1997, called for a huge amount of content -- 24 levels split into 4 distinct time periods, 25 weapons, and 64 monsters. Despite this, Romero believed the game could be completed in seven months, just in time for Christmas 1997. Expect he couldnt. The date got slipping farther and farther into future. And while the game was in develoment Romero lived like a rockstar. He got office for the company in the toppermost floor in a skyscraper (I heard somewhere that the doorknobs there would have been gold), raced heavily modded Ferraris, got interviewed by several periodicals; Time wrote that "Everything that game designer John Romero touches turns to gore and gold." Underlined by the fact that they had things like (again, from wiki;) an infamous [...] advertisement for Daikatana [...] with large black lettering proclaiming "John Romero's about to make you his bitch" [...]nothing else [...] but a small tag-line reading "Suck It Down" and an Ion Storm logo.

In the end the game came out in 2000. The AI of the game sucked, the graphics looked three years old (even six months was "old", thats how fast the industry developed), and many of the salepoints of the game were, infact, its weak points. Did I mention it didnt sell that well?
John Romero was one of the jokes of gaming community back on its day, for examble in Megatokyo, back when it was still good.

Now, to Duke Nukem Forever. There are two Duke Nukem-games in the early 90s, they were pretty run-out-of-the-mill games, where character jumped up and down like Mario and shot aliens (not like in Mario). Then, in '96 Duke Nukem 3D came out.
It was cool. There was multiplayer, you got to shoot aliens (and other players), there were dirty phrases and you could go to toilet to piss or pay strippers so they showed you their tits (thanks to the graphics of that time, it wasnt that special, though). Playing DM3D multiplayer is one of my best memories, back when I was 13. We played it at school on multiplayer (I sucked, I had no idea how to do evasive action and always got shot. I was much better in Quake). Now, DM3D sold really well, really well indeed. And so sequel was announced, in early '97. It would be published by Christmas '98, and it would be huge. It would be better looking, cooler, gutsier &c than any other game in the market.
There was Hype, oh, how there was hype. Back then there was PC Gamer being published in Finland, too. It was rather expensive magazine, as it came with two demo-CD's (back when the topspeed in net was 36k (that is, 3,6 kilobytes per second).. our computer had 28k modem). Me and bros, we gave the magazine as Christmas and birthday-presents to each others, as it was the only way we could justify to each other the price. But thats off the topic. Anyway, it had big hypes on the game, and we bought it all. Even thought it was wrapped in stupid story about the reporter crawling into high-security building stealing peaks on the plans (as opposed to taking part in tour and copypasting from mediafile). And we waited for the game. And waited.
The game was developed by 3D Games and thanks to money from Max Payne (another eternity project) and its sequel, the company floats very well still. Infact, it floats so well that the game is still in develoment. Nine years after they started programming, eight years after it was supposed to be finished. And after nine years, the game still dosent have any screenshots to be shown. Imagine that.
Oh, and in case you are not familiar on the subject, today, game is made in one to three years, depending on the subject. Nine, however, must be the record. The game is still in production, there are people who are still paid to write the code. Would think that employers would notice they dont get anything done.

That is my dream job. To get paid continually for nine years, for the job of one or two, and employer still keeping faith in me that I shall finish it.. one day. And not fairing me.

Endings

Comicbooks (and tv-series, I suppose) can end several ways. And you realise Im talking about series that arent mini- or maxiseries. First one is that, thanks to publishing or deal problems the next issue goes farther and farther to future, until its outright stupid to continue. To average reader this means that the story ends with "to be continued". Examble of this would be Stormwatch: Team Achilles, of which I was huge fan at one point (I own both TPBs).

The second way is that the writer has finished the story, and has enough creative control over the result that he can make definite ends. Such as Sandman, Starman, Transmetropolitan and Preacher.

The third way is that, thanks to bad sales the book will be canceled, and the writer has one to six issues (depending how good the writer is, and how much goodwill towards the company editors want the writer to have) to tie the threads and give some sort of conclusion, similary leaving the characters into situation where new writers can take them and twist them into something that might actually be profitable. Sometimes the new writer and the twist never comes. But lets examine several endings of comicbooks. Spoilers ahoy!

Impulse (read my post from before the last one) ends in issue 89. Max Mercury is meditating, when something attacks and possesses him. It is the evil anti-Flash from the 40s! Max runs away, possessed. Instead of consulting help from the superhero-community, Impulse is moving to Jay Garrick's place (first Flash) in Keystone. Impulse promises to visit his friends but never does. Of Max, nothing is heard, and he ran away nearly ten years ago.
When Bart is seen again, he is immediately shot into the leg, which causes him to lose his illusion of immortality. He becomes very serious and thoughtful character, even taking the name Kid Flash.

Generation X, was about mutant school, its a spin-off of X-Men. Its about the schooling of young mutants, most of which want to become superheroes, X-Men when they graduate. The (spelling?) school has been several times under attack during the last months. The teachers dont seem to have anything to teach anymore, and nobody knows when they would be graduating. All the remaining students decide to quit school. They promise to talk to each other, to call, to have class reunions. They never do. Most of the characters are "kills of the month" during next ten years.

Stars and S.T.R.I.P.E was about teenage superhero and her step-dad, who is sidekick from 40s but is still relatively young thanks to timewarps and whatnot. The comicbook ends after just few issues, into promise that someday Star Spangled-Kid (Girl?) would be great hero. Nowadays she appears in JSA, which is written by the creator of the hero.

X-Man ends when the maincharacter, a telepath of nearly unlimited power sacrifices himself by saving Earth of alternative dimension from being destroyed. The last page implies he is still alive, thru all the people he saved with his heroic action. After seven or eight years, he is no longer mentioned. Ever.

Soldier X was reimagination of Cable. He was very much like X-Man, even shared the same first name and powers. Only he is in his late fifties, and his powers were cribbled by disease that was changing his body into metal. The series was about Cable wandering in Russia, playing Messiah and doing miracles, now that he was healing from the disease. The book has infact two endings; when the writer quits with story how in 2000 years, Cable is remembered as messiah who saved the human race; it is followed by two mediocre stories that dont really connect into previous continity; Cable is again cribbled by his disease, and he is now back in America. The series ends in issue that could end nearly every story. The last two issues didnt really have place in the book.

Spider-Man 2099 was exellent book about future Spider-Man, who is banner in rebellion against corporate rule. He is more extreme than the normal Peter Parker, and his powerlevel and skill is several levels downwards. The first thirty issues are really good writing and art, and then the writer and artist both quit as statement because of the way Marvel was managed. The series then survived two dozen more issues, during which the status quo changes ever more (the alter ego becomes the CEO of the company he was rebelling against; the old CEO is his biological father and Spidey becomes the banner of the company). New villains are introducted, each worse than the previous one. In the end the whole world is flooded. The 2099-universe ends in miniseries which were so crappy I couldnt finish them even thought I got the issues for free.

Superboy was a book about character who thought he was clone of Superman, but wasnt really. After fifty issues on Hawaii and then twenty on Project Cadmus (which was trip down the memory lane back to old Kirby stories), Kid of Steel tries to make it on his own in the big city. New people are introducted during the span of few issues, until Superman appears and takes Superboy to Kent farm. Several of the villains also decide to move to Smallville, but of them nothing is ever heard again.

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I think its time for me to go to bed; clock is 2:30. I shall continue on this subject later, on a new post.